fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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