Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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