How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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