meet me or not, i'm out of control
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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