i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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