you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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