If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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