Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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