I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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