Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I love having hate sex.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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