That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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