Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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