Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am naked and annoyed.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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