your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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