Don't you send me to vm
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Randomize
