I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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