so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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