how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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