You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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