She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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