i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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