I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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