just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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