If i come over, it means nothing
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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