For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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