3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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