Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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