if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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