your thong is hanging out like whoa
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Can I color on your dick again?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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