when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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