Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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