Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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