Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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