If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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