He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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