I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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