you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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