She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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