Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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