honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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