I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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