the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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