She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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