i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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