No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I stole an accordion from the bar
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."