I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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