I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dignity is for republicans.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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