So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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