Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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