It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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