And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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