I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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