Hey man sorry I got all grabby
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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