I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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