i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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