yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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